Plus Brands, Please Take Note

I just want eyes on all of my clothes, partially to channel my inner Night Vale, and partially because, come on.

Look at what Kenzo did.

Make it happen in a size fat, please.

(Pictures link to places where you can put them in your closet if you've the cash and the body.)

An Ode: Stripes for Days

While searching for my fairly absurd inspirational pictures for my last Marvelous Monday post, I came across a lot of reasons to love horizontal stripes.
I mean, come on, they're so classic and wonderful and good.
So, here. Enjoy this random compilation of pictures where horizontal stripes are wonderful.
EDIT:Now with added bonus stories, as requested by Therese.*

Ivan was voted Most Likely to Set Fire
with That Smolder while in the navy.

The higher the hair, the closer to God; the
better the stripes, the closer to perfection.

These are vertical, but I don't care,
she is always too adorable for words.

Picasso didn't always paint Icarus metaphors;
sometimes, he just painted divers.

Why stand around and look adequate
when you can stand around and look
amazing by adding stripes?