Just Keep Swimming

I've already shared my own mild swimsuit debacle this summer, and it's ended quite nicely. Will, it will have done so once it gets here, but that's beside the point.

Anyway, I was talking to the lovely Malene, who lives in Denmark and has had some trouble finding swimsuits that actually ship to her country. She expressed a preference for bikinis, but I also threw in a couple of suits that are obnoxiously cute (not gonna lie: one of them is on its way to me).

Erika's been on the hunt as well, so I decided to help her. And, yes, there actually is a straight-up straight size guide up in here. Everyone deserves adorable swimsuits, not just fatshionistas! She has a soft spot for fringe and monokinis, so I was like, let's find you stuff, and this happened.

Finally, I've included some swimsuits that I just really like because I could.

So...

Yeah.

ASOS, Evans, and Modcloth all ship to Denmark, and I know that for a fact. I did some research. These prices are all in USD. I hope you'll find these to be acceptable, Malene! And, actually, Evans has a great black bikini top (like the one above, but without the print) that I think would look stellar with the ASOS bottoms!

Lust List: Top Half

Now that I've gotten some awesome jeans, I need more awesome tops to pair with said awesome jeans. At least, that's my logic. I'm really feeling obnoxious colours, things that look like cheesy Hawaiian shirts but aren't, cool prints, and details that'll look good with everything. So now, when I go shopping for Sedona, I'm hunting for cool tops and adventure shoes.

Seriously, though, these jeans are going to go through so much. Nearly as much as my favourite moccasins. I look forward to it.

1. Top with flocked spots from ASOS Curve—$41.56
2. Stacked collar top from Forever 21—$22.80
3. Palm print tank top from Lane Bryant—$35.95
4. Tee-shirt with fox print from ASOS Curve—$26.60
5. Pow print tank top from ASOS Curve—$29.93
6. Hibiscus dolman top from Lane Bryant—$34.95
7. Tie-dye trapeze top from Forever 21—$14.80
8. Delighted By You top from Ruche—$28.99
9. Longline top from Evans—$45
10. Oui striped sweatshirt from Evans—$49.50

Lust List: Adventure Gear

I'm overly excited about going to Sedona next month, and so is my mom. Well, mostly, she's excited about maxi dresses. I, however, just want a bunch of sundresses and boots with good traction and backpacks. That's my ideal adventure gear. I mean, I wore a dress in Yellowstone. Skirts don't alter my Girl Scout abilities.

Don't worry, though, I also plan on sneakers and shorts and tee-shirts. And that cool coral tee with the studs? I may just try my hand at DIYing that.

Truth be told, though? I probably won't get much of a chance at hiking or anything, but I'm excited nonetheless. I've been to Arizona, but never to Sedona. I hear it's really cool, though.

I dunno, I think I'm just getting a bit stir-crazy.

1. Blue Floral Skater Dress from ASOS Curve—$63.18
2. Studded tank (in coral) from ASOS Curve—$29.93
3. Floral High-Low dress from Forever 21—$27.80
4. Points of Interest Necklace from Lulu's—$15
5. Solar Flare Necklace from Lulu's—$17
6. Millie Polka-Dot Backpack from Ruche—$65.99
7. Metallic Heel Booties from Forever 21—$32.80
8. Fun Time Sandals from ASOS—$58.19
9. Polka-Dot Chambray Dress from eShakti—$59.95
10. Lemongrass Lace Crossbody Bag from Plasticland—$78

Lust List: Mermaids Are a Serious Problem

I've been really into mermaids lately. If I could, I'd be drawing them. As it is, I'm writing about them.

That's why this list is devoted to those fishy, mythological creatures. And while the connection might seem tenuous at best, I choose to believe that I am one with the merpeople. After all, when I was around five, I was fully convinced that I could be a mermaid when I grow up. Now, I'm going to be a marine biologist, and that's close enough for me.

Lust List: Headgear

I'm not sure if it's just me, or if it's a universal pixie cut fact, but my head gets cold more easily than ever now, and I don't like that. I'll be especially glad when winter stops doing its thing and lets spring take over.

Of course, last night was both cold and windy, so that might have something to do with my head being freezing the whole time, but I choose to assume it's due to my short hair.

Anyway, I spent quite a lot of time trying on hats, mostly to see what I could pull off now. And since it seems like the pixie goes hand-in-hand with hats, I made this list.

Maybe I can find some nice, warm beanies soon. Either that, or this cold has got to stop doing what it's doing.

Lust List: Ear Decor

It's no secret that my ears aren't pierced. I know, I know.

Anyway, I have plans to get my hair basically cut off soon, and everyone in my life agrees: if I'm going to get a pixie cut, I have to get my ears pierced so I can wear cute earrings. And I've finally decided that, when I finally get the pixie (I've been saying that this is happening since last June, but now I'm determined), I will put additional holes in my ears. It's either happening in March, or tomorrow, depending on a handful of things. If it doesn't happen tomorrow, then I might make a post basically composed of pixie cut pictures.

Long story made shorterish, here's a collection of earrings I like, okay?

Lust List: Professional Adult

I say this often, and I'm about to say it again: I need a job. I'm taking all online classes this semester, which means that I need a job to kill time. In addition to a job's money-making capabilities, of course.

Anyway, I've been working on a resume, ensuring that my closet is at least vaguely job-appropriate, asking if people are hiring, and (of course) looking online for grown-up clothes.

I can't help thinking that calling professional attire grown-up clothes defines my whole life.

Anyway, I compiled a bunch of clothes that I think (hope) would be acceptable in the grown-up world of making money. I also threw in some cool jewelry because, well, what's life without whimsy? Or that amazing collar necklace thing?

You'd hire me, right?

Lust List: Christmas Wishlist

I am a creature of wishlists and procrastination. So, instead of working on my portfolio for drawing (still no idea which pieces I'm putting in) or speaking to myself in Italian, I did this.

I regret nothing.

Because this is a list of things I'd actually really love to open on Christmas day, it includes an absurd box of Rembrandt soft pastels (I assure you all, I don't really need the $1000+ box of 255, it's just pretty, okay?) and some books that I really can't fit on my bookshelf. Also, clothes, shoes, and a bag. I am nothing if not predictable.

Lust List: Celebratory Style

It doesn't matter whether you celebrate any holidays this winter or not. It doesn't matter whether you have a social life or not. These two things are irrelevant in the face of one vitally important fact: you will celebrate this season.

Whether your plan involves celebrating sedately with your friends or partying with your grandma (what?), you really ought to be prepared. And that means having appropriately shiny clothes, jewels, and accessories at your disposal and on your person.

Lust List: Keeping Cozy

It's almost December, and finally, things are starting to get chilly. I'm happy, and I'm ready for you, cold weather. Bring it.

Anyway, that cold weather, which we will call "December" provides lots of excuses to wear your new favourite coat, leather gloves, sparkly things, and pretty party dresses. So, to celebrate this lovely month of cold and sparkles, I'm doing a couple of lust lists. Today's list is all about keeping warm. Because seriously, guys, unless you're living in the opposite hemisphere, you're probably going to be cold.

Keep in mind that this list is incomplete. The missing items are: a mug full of cinnamon hot cocoa (cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice. Do it), fleece blankets (the more the better), and those oh-so-excellent holiday movies. I might make a list of those. There's no telling.

Anyway.

List.

Lust List: I Love October

October is the best month, in my own humble opinion. The weather starts to turn all beautiful and autumnal (it takes a while in California, at least), songs like "The Monster Mash" become socially acceptable, and I celebrate my birthday. Granted, the last two happen at the end of the month, but I end up spending the whole time in a state of constant excitement, like a five-year-old. I get to be excited about my birthday and Halloween at the same time!

Truth be told, as a kid, I was fully convinced that people were dressing up for my birthday. Was that just me, or did anyone else with a Halloween birthday do that?

Anyway, long story short, this list is quite extensive, since it doubles as fall inspiration (interesting platforms, spikes, fun prints, and saddle shoes) and a birthday wishlist.

I still do wishlists, okay?

I just like lists.

Gosh.

Lust List: Academia

I don't know about my fellow students, but my classes start this month. As in a couple of weeks. As in far too soon. But despite this little fact, I'm excited. Of course, I'm excited for my classes (drawing and biology especially), but I also love the fall. My closet and I are much more suited for autumn.

Anyway, here are some of the things I'm feeling. Lots of prints, witchy details, and interesting colors. Oh, and school-appropriate bags.

Lust List: Au Naturel

I've been craving summer lately. Summer means that I have more time to do things that aren't school related, and that I can go wherever I can afford to go. If everything goes according to plan, then I'll be going hiking, and paying visits to museums, and just having an awesome time. Most of my daydreams have been focused on hiking lately, so I think this list kind of reflects that. I don't mean that it would be a good call to wear anything on this list while hiking (okay, maybe the backpack), but that it's inspired by nature.

Whatever, I just like clothes and shoes and bags—oh, my!

Lust List

You know when you spend a little too much time online, and you get bored of all your favourite sites and you start window-shopping? It's simultaneously one of my favourite and least favourite things to do. I love looking at pretty things, finding cool new shoes or bags, seeing the awesome collections that your favourite sites have to offer...

Anyway, long story short, here are some things I'm listing after right now.